This Sunday in New Orleans, singer/dancer/elevator-cage fighter Solange Knowles is set to wed her longtime boyfriend, music video director Alan Ferguson. This is Solange’s big night, and by holding it near her home where she lives with her 10-year-old son, Julez, she’s clearly trying to make it very personal. But it’s really hard to make an event all about you when your sister is Beyoncé. Here are five nightmares that Solange may be having about B’s presence at her wedding.
Pre Wedding Talk:
The night before the wedding, Solange gets a text from Beyoncé.
Beyoncé (in text): Couldn’t be more proud to be your B of Honor tmrw. Love you sis 🙂
Solange (in text): You’re gonna make me cry! Love you too.
[two minutes later]
Beyoncé: If you want me to go after you tomorrow, let me know.
Solange: …you mean in the ceremony?
Solange: The bride always…
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